Jealous Husband

Jealous husband: Honey where are you?

Wife : At home.

Husband: Are you sure?

Wife: Yes

Husband : Turn on the blender.

Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee

Husband: Ok my love goodbye

Another day, Jealous husband: Honey where are you?

Wife: At home love

Husband: Are you sure?

Wife: Yes

Husband: Turn on the blender

Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee

Husband: Ok my love goodbye.

The next day, the husband decides to go home without notice, finds his son alone and asks him “Son, where is your mother?”

Son: I do not know, she went out with the blender ….. GOSH…..